The Most Awesomely Godawful Video Ever Made

What's the most awesomely godawful video ever made? Let me introduce you to Journey's arena-rock standard "Separate Ways".

In how many ways is this video bad?

Let's see now...
The poofy mullets? The power chords? The air instruments? The cheesy stage effects? The faux-macho posturing?

Need I go on?